Thursday, September 3, 2009

Jonathon Swift would be proud

Obama urges everyone to frequently wash hands to minimize impact of H1N1. Conservatives lambast president for pushing socialist hygienic values. Glenn Beck reveals in a special two hour investigative report that Hitler also washed his hands, using soap made from dead Jews. While urging everyone to interrupt town hall meetings to protest soap, Beck also reveals that the administration's appointed Swine Flu "czar", Dr. Richard Besser, has a pet cat named Snowball, drawing reference to one of the pig characters in Animal Farm, the satirical novel about communism. Coincidence? He reports, you decide.

(thanks, Jed)

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