... I understand that you may not be excited for the end of summer. When I was a young boy growing up in Kenya, I didn't enjoy school either...
...and yes, safe sex is preferable, but sometimes protection ruins the mood and that's why we have abortion...
... Students (and Comrades), I urge you to study the history of our world (especially Karl Marx) so that you can help us build a better (communist) nation...
.... Those Republican bastards are also the reason why the school cafeteria sometimes runs out of chocolate milk.
...I propose a new tradition in American schools. Let's all start reciting the pledge of allegiance facing the east. On our hands and knees. Five times a day...
...So I expect you to be serious this year. Serious about convincing your parents that socialism is actually pretty awesome...
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